“1. If you don’t like scantily-clad women in your comics, do not read this. You won’t like it, I’m telling you now, just don’t do it because it will only make you mad. I’m really not in the mood to defend or condemn this practice right now, so if you hate that shit, just don’t even bother opening the cover on this one. If mostly feel unphased by it, you’ll be fine. If you *gasp* like it, then you should probably go read HuffPo or something but not really and we should totally hang out.
2. I kinda liked that Wolverine literally falls out of the sky into this situation. It’s kind of a clumsy way to deal with the “How do we rope Wolverine into this thing that has nothing to do with him?” thing. But you know what? It saves me a page of Wolverine standing in front of a computer screen, looking at a layout and saying something like, “Alright, Fury. I’ll clean up your mess. But if this turns out anything like Cleveland, you’re gonna need a patch for your other eye, by which I mean your browneye, when this is over. I’m going to claw out your butthole, Nicholas Fury, is what I’m saying, so don’t screw me on this one.”
3. This:
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