The Princess and the Pea: The Graphic Novel by Stephanie True Peters
My rating: 3 of 5 stars
This story is fundamentally stupid.
Why would you want to marry someone who notices an imperfection as slight as a pea under 40 mattresses?
Does this sound like someone who will be fine with the fact that you wore the same shirt yesterday?
Does this sound like someone who would be fine if you slightly burned a bagel?
Is there any chance that any weird sex stuff is going down?
I think not. To all of the above, if someone can’t sleep because of a tiny pea slipped under 40 mattresses, I don’t think it’s going to work. Sometimes a small amount of weird grime builds up under the corner of my big toenail. Me and this princess would be doomed.