Essential Amazing Spider-Man, Vol. 6 by Gerry Conway
My rating: 0 of 5 stars
Haha, okay, there are some things that warrant a review-in-progress here.
We’ve got this bad guy, the Disruptor! And he’s the biggest dick and the biggest idiot. He’s the biggest of two things.
He hired a scientist to build him this evil, super-strong, remote-controlled man thing, and what does he do the moment the scientist is finished?
Disruptor: “GIVE ME THAT REMOTE!”
Scientist: “Dude, totally. Here.”
Disruptor: “Now that I’m in charge, nothing can go wrong.”
Scientist: “Okay. I mean, I can tell you how that remote works. I created an impossible being who should not exist, so if you wanna know how it works kinda-“
Disruptor: “SILENCE, FOOL! Only imbeciles take directions from dolts such as yourself. Why don’t you go back to creating impossible science miracles or something and leave the real work to a man.”
Disruptor: “FULL POOOOOOOWER!”
Disruptor: “Oh balls! This thing is way too powerful! How do I stop it!?”
Scientist: “Push the stop button! That’s what I wanted to tell you about!”
Disruptor: “Yes, yessss. Thanks to the genius of The Disruptor, your rampage has stopped, beast. You’ll only destroy a few more priceless machines before you run out of energy. And to be clear, I stopped you. Me. The Disruptor.”
Disruptor: “Alright, I’ma practice. In the meantime, just remember that you’re totally my bitch, giant monster that totally almost killed me and who I don’t know how to operate.”