As if these things hadn’t gotten bad enough.
Here’s a message I got when I tried to input a code:
Really? REALLY!?
For those of you who don’t know, I am not a typist. I am no Mavis Beacon, the only person, as far as I know, to become famous for typing fast. I’m not even Mario Teaches Typing. I have some typing ability, but it’s completely unrelated to home keys, correct usage, or anything like that. It’s more like how you can give a monkey a banana. He might not open it in the prettiest fashion, but he will get the job done and get it done quickly.
So how the hell could I have typed too fast? And what does that even mean? And it’s five goddamn characters. How much difference could there be between a quick typer and a slow one?
It also makes me wonder whether there’s a database somewhere filled with the mis-typed code entries. If so, there’s a digital record somewhere of you’ve<RETURN>got<RETURN>to<RETURN>be<fucking<RETURN>kidding<RETURN>me<RETURN>