VZSSTT: REMOVE ALL ENEMIES (from workplace)
ISZKKG: EACH TIME YOU TOUCH AN ENEMY, YOUR LIFE GOES UP ONE POINT
NZVVZO: (emotional) INVINCIBILITY
OVLLZK: INVINCIBLE AGAINST CARS AND TRUCKS
VOPSPE: INVINCIBLE TO EVERYTHING EXCEPT FYGAR’S FLAME (odds of contacting that seem pretty low, right?)
GTNLPY: ALL DOORS CAN BE WALKED THROUGH, NO KEYS NEEDED
PGTGEP: ALL (my goddamn lost) KEYS EXPOSED
GNOKES: PRINCESS ALWAYS THERE
GUASIY: GHOSTS (of times past) NEVER REVIVE
kkkgga: ABILITY TO DRIVE BACKWARDS
A N N Y N P S N: INFINITE ENERGY
PYLAAT: BRAIN NEVER ESCAPES
IAIAIP: SEE THE ENDING
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(Aside: Are we all remembering that Game Genie was made by a company called “Galoob”? Really? How is that a company?)