Hi There!
So here’s the thing, you only gave me one line to put emergecny contact info. That’s just not enough. I don’t know how other people are doing it, but I kind of try to have a certain contact for a certain kind of emergency. That way I know I’m getting the right person for the job.
Below is my complete list. If you have questions, please let me know.
-Pete
Emergency Contacts:
In Case of Severe Injury, Please Call : Steve
In Case of Minor Injury, Please Call: Steve. But tell him you’re not sure how bad it is because if he knows it’s minor it’ll take him forever to get to the hospital.
In Case of Emotional Breakdown, Please Call: Sharon.
In Case of Emotional Breakdown Involving Sharon, Please Call: Sharon’s sister. She will shit!
In Case of Loss of Voice, Please Call: Eric. We worked out a code using a touchtone phone in 6th grade that I’m assuming he also remembers.
In Case of Lasting Effects of Terrible Nightmares that Sort of Bleed into the Daytime, Please Call: Tom.
In Case of Lasting Effects of Sex Dreams that Sort of Bleed into the Daytime, Please Call: Also Tom. But please do so in a more private environment, if you would.
In Case of Fire, Please Call: Anyone. I don’t care who saves me from a fire. Fireman, bystander, hero dog. Whoever.
In Case of Death, Please Call: Listen, you figure that one out. I’m kind of out of the picture at that point, so I’m pretty sure you’re on your own.