Age 5: A bone happens in my peep.
Age 10: It feels like my peen is full of pee. Like a pee balloon. But nice pee.
Age 15: Boobs.
Age 17: Blood filling spongy tissue.
Age 19: Butts.
Age 23: Loving intimacy.
Age 25: Doggystyle loving intimacy.
Age 28: Sleeping on my stomach.
Age 34: Everything. AND nothing.
Age 45: Memories from earlier ages.
Age 56: Memories of the memories from earlier ages.
Age 67: A combination of pills and randomly firing synapses.