Pete’s Suggestions for the New Anne Geddes Calendar

Baby battered and flash fried, sitting in giant box of fries with giant, artificial fries surrounding it.

Baby folded up inside a burrito, wearing a sombrero and fake mustache, covered in pork green chili.

Baby with its private doodle resting in a tiny hot dog bun.

Baby covered in honey and bees, a tentative-looking bear lurking in the background.

Baby with one Kraft Single slapped on its forehead.

Baby in reasonable pair of jeans.

Baby trapped inside Donkey Kong arcade machine, wearing Mario hat, sitting in a barrel.  Actually, that one might work.