It’s Black Friday! Or small business Saturday! Or it’s Sunday. And Sunday is awful.
Whatever day it is, the good news is that Pete’s Exhaustive Review of Modelland is on sale. Might I say MEGA sale?
This excellent book is a book about a book that’s nearly as long as the original book.
Having read Modelland, let me just say that the thing is like The Room of books. It’s bizarre, nonsensical, morally ambiguous, and the result of letting someone crazy just do whatever the fuck they want. It’s great, is what I’m saying, but great in a way where it’s better when someone relates the experience. Don’t read it yourself. Trust me on this one.
But hey, don’t take my word for it. Here’s what others have to say:
This review of Modelland is pretty darn hilarious. Even though I’ve read and reviewed the book, Pete notices things I never thought of, and is generally funny guy.
And if that’s not enough of a recommendation, then let me add that I’m glad I paid for this review even though I could have read it for free. That’s how fun it is.
Wow! And if that review from a rando on Amazon doesn’t satisfy, how about these apples:
This man has provided a valuable service to mankind by summarizing over 500 pages of bugfuck insanity, as well as analyzing it from a literary standpoint in such a way as to be a pretty good resource for writers.
Many, many times, I was halfway convinced that he was making it all up, okay, when I heard that Tyra Banks had written a novel called Modelland I imagined that it was a thinly veiled autobiography, but no: every step of the way, it seems, her book is loaded to the nuts with Weird Stuff. All night long, all night strong. So weird that I’d be worried about her, if she wasn’t worth $90,000,000, which she is.
Hilarious, bizarre, informative. You need this exhaustive review in your life.
Gee, thanks! One more?
God bless. Pete deserves the world for this.
Aw, shucks.
I did have one more screengrab I wanted to share:
You’ll notice that Goodreads user Alan Smithee has one favorite book. And it’s this one. Is Alan Smithee a discerning reader? Who knows? Is he real? Who knows? Is he some sort of attempt at selling pornographics or pills? Probably. But frankly, that’s my audience.
Get yours today. Or tomorrow. Get yours whenever. It’ll be around.