Pete’s “CRAZY” Sex Requests

“Would it be that weird instead of picking music if we listened to our individual iPods?”

“I’m really tired.  Would it bother you if I just lay here silently and stare right through you?”

“I don’t see why we can’t put the Red Baron in the oven first.  Believe me, if the sex magic hasn’t happened in 12-14 minutes, it ain’t happening.”

“But isn’t 69’ing just more efficient?  Why do you hate science?”

“Do you think you could install a thing in your glasses so when I come out naked they’d fog up like on cartoons?”

“If I’m getting close and you’re not ready yet, could you start saying stuff about calculus?  Thinking about my old calculus teacher really helps me slow down.”