Boy, it’s coming down out here. Right now we’re looking at…I’d say eyeball size. Eyeball size like if you popped out the whole eye. Reference the part in Demolition Man when Simon Phoenix breaks out of cryoprison if you don’t know what I mean.
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Jim, the hail is still coming down. Right now it’s probably about the size of your average ovarian cyst. You know, big, but not big, big. Back to you.
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And here in Hailmageddon 2014 we’re looking at hail sizes about the size of a Cutie. Those little tangerine things. Fuck, what are those called. Ah. I got this.
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If you’ve ever seen a dime bag of weed but just a little less. An ungenerous dime bag. A 9-cent bag, haha!
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If you took my contract at the station and balled it up as tight as you possibly could. I happen to know that’s the size of the hail here.