Good morning, everyone. Please have a seat.
As you’ve probably heard, Mr…Satin, is not in today. So it looks like it’s you and me. Buckle up, huh?
Your boss did leave me a checklist, so we’ll just dive right in and get started with that.
Let’s see, Room of Spikes. Huh. It just says “Room of Spikes.” No directions about what to do with it. Does anyone know anything about the Room of Spikes? Does it need more spikes? Less spikes? No? Nobody?
Okay, I’m tabling that one. But everyone keep a little space for that in the back of your mind, okay?
Next up we have something about a mummy, if I remember correctly. Yep, “Move Mummies to Proper Section.” He wrote something below here about mummies wandering around and that Tetrogroan would handle that. Tetrogroan, you’ve got that under control? Good man.
Now, I understand that your regular boss is a fairly hands-on guy. But I believe that a successful leader is able to delegate, to hand off work that can be done by others so that he can take care of those things that only he is able to do. I see here an item regarding tempting a boy for his soul, possible avenues include a muscle car or a Land Rover. Can someone handle that? Oh, and another thing that I learned about leadership is the power of negotiation, so maybe start him off with a Ford Windstar and see if we can talk him down a little. He’s 15, how could his soul possibly be worth a Camaro?
That about wraps up the business portion. Guys, I’m going to level. We need to get all this stuff done, but just as long as we get done what needs doing, I’m not going to play taskmaster here. Just think of me like a substitute teacher, the kind that lets you burn through the assignment together as a class and then goof off, just so long as you do it quietly enough that nobody else notices.
Alright, productive day, everybody!