Pete Attempts Bro Talk

I feel like bros are really good at coming up with different words to explain how they’re having a lot of sex. Like instead of saying, “Fellows, I’ve been having far more than my fair share of intercourse as of late,” they say they’ve been “mowing through some serious schraig.”

“Plowing down a butt-ton of pakow”

“Threshing through some serious poonata”

“Mucking out loads of chakoob”

“Baling an asinine amount of slap”

“Raising the roof on some high-quality skidoosh”

“Basting in a some spicy puh-ting”

“Boom Booming a good amount of Pow”

I’m trying.