Well. Okay. A blowjob is like…
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much they do certain things. Or also, sometimes a mommy and daddy love each other even a little more and then they do some other, alternate things. Or, sometimes a mommy and daddy don’t love each other all that much and aren’t a mommy and daddy together so much, and sometimes they try some special mommy and daddy stuff and it doesn’t work out. Or, sometimes a mommy and daddy, the mommy might love the daddy a lot and the daddy doesn’t love the mommy as much, or at least he’s not good at expressing it, so he kind of needs to have some power plays in with his sex to make it good.
Let’s start over.
It’s like a special kiss that mommies and daddies, who love each other with varying degrees depending on a lot of other circumstances, do to each other. Or maybe for each other. If it’s for each other, they never let the other person forget it, I’ll tell you that right now.
Okay. It’s like. Imagine if you ate a banana without biting it. Like you left the peel on and didn’t bite into it. Like, imagine you wanted to carry a banana out to your car and you had a bunch of stuff in your hands, so you left the peel on and you kind of just held it in your mouth and then you tried to get your keys out…
Shit. You don’t drive either.