“My contribution to the world of cinema should probably be creating a database of when you want to be peak drunk during a movie.
For example, during Pacific Rim you want to be real drunk about when we cut to the Build That Wall portion. You DO NOT want to be highly wasted at the beginning of this movie while sitting in the front row of a movie theater where the front row is way too close to the screen, but that’s all that’s left because you were getting drunk before the movie.”