Other Things That Could Have Been Called Trapper Keeper, Had That Name Not Been Taken

-Some sort of really awful spider that uses a trap door and keeps its victims alive for an inordinately long amount of time.

-The biography of one of those weirdos that keep some lady in their basement for about 15 years.

-Something that the Swiffer company might be responsible for.  Something terrible.

-A fictional mountain man who also played a lot of soccer.  Kind of like an Air Bud situation, but with more beards and gold.

-Something in Quidditch, for sure.

-A sexual position that requires a lifelong sailor’s knowledge of knots.