Other Things She Might Want If She Thought About It a Little More

A second saxaphone riff.

A less literal video.

For these strangers to quit poking around in her shit while she’s trying to have a baby.

One of any number of fine Adobe video-editing tools.

For people to stop constantly telling her that she looks like Pam from the Office.

A reasonable solution to her candle-hoarding problem.

A hat that wasn’t worn by Dick Tracy.