Cynthia taking a bath in nylons
Umm…I can’t help but expose my lack of knowledge when it comes to nylons, but that seems like a silly thing to do. Wear the nylons online, wash them on your own time. And off your body.
Quick Office Blowjob
I should hope so. There’s business to attend to, so if you must have an office blowjob, let’s make it quick.
Sandy Masturbation
I hope sandy is a person and not a condition. Because that sounds awful.
Allison Talks and Plays With Herself
Great. Just what I wanted out of pornography. Conversation.
He Doesn’t Recognize Them So They Strip
There are a couple different possibilities of what’s happening here.
A) He would only recognize them nude, so they strip to help his recognition.
B) He doesn’t recognize them, therefore they decide to just go ahead and strip because it’s not like he is going to be able to tell on them.
Almost Springtime
…that sounds kind of nice.
Stranger in the Mid-Day Delight
Really? You could’ve just gone with the song reference, but instead you changed “afternoon” to “mid-day?” How does that make any sense? It’s clumsier, and you missed the reference. It’s like you were playing baseball, and not only did you miss the pitch but then you just spun around until you fell.
Angry Topless Girlfriend Gives Handjob Outdoors:
Piece of advice: An angry handjob is not a good handjob. Never ever. No matter how topless and outdoors it may be.
First Time Strip
I think maybe I’ll come back after she has a little more experience. First time? Who is good at anything the first time?
Male Self Massage
Oh please. “I had a rough day. I’m going to go give myself a massage. Mostly around the penis area.”
Bigger Gal Gets Laid
That’s a little uncalled for. Although if I were posting a revenge sex tape, that would definitely be the title.
Chubby Guy Gets a Blowjob
Score one for the chubby guy. I don’t particularly know why it would matter sexually, but it might be nice to see in the way it’s sort of nice to see the nerd get the girl in a movie every once in a while.
Blowjob by the fireplace
I’m just an asshole, but it’s never concerned me that a dude’s back might be cold while he’s getting blown.
Unexperimented Russian Couple
Thank god. I’m tired of seeing the experimented ones with all their extra ears, eyes, and their strange and arousing penises.