Nobody Liked My Name Suggestions for the “Polar Vortex”

Gatorade Frost: Glacier Freeze 2014

Fla-Vor-Ice, The Pink One That No One Likes

Like Right When You Get Out of The Pool And It’s Cold But All Day

North Pole South Campus

National Lampoon’s Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj 2: It’s Snow Time!

Penis Whirlwind (okay, less serious, but VERY fun to hear on the news)