The first newsletter is basically the same kind of general nonsense you can expect here, but delivered to your inbox! It will look like you’re working! Email is work!
This is where I write about library stuff, including my groundbreaking series on library neutrality and my groundbreaking series (of one) on taking shits in the library.
Oftentimes, upset parents, or, let’s be real, Moms frothing For Liberty, will invoke a pretty trite phrase when challenged on their “just asking questions” approach to book burnings:
Pete's PUMPkin Patch Newsletter
This one’s about fitness. Sort of. Non-Obnoxious fitness. Fitness for beginners or people looking to demystify the whole affair.