“I just learned that Buckaroos are a specific type of cowboy, mostly people from Oregon. It’s apparently a morphing of the Spanish word for cowboy, vaquero. Which is a pretty big bastardization, but whatever, language is weird.
One of these buckaroos, Prim Tebo Ortega, has a couple tall tales around him.
First: How weird is it that there’s a Prim Tebo and a Tim Tebow?
Anyway, he wasn’t a big guy, but they say he could grip two horseshoes in one hand, and nobody could separate them and break his grip. He was known for doing feats of strength and card tricks and shit like that.
I don’t know if that sort of thing will exist anymore. I mean, who is going to allegedly do feats of strength and be a legend because of it? Pics or it didn’t happen, right?”