Why does anyone give a shit if there’s a bigfoot?
Does anyone who is ingesting Pop Rocks and soda as a snack DESERVE to live?
Will a penny dropped from the Empire State Building kill me soon please?
How long can Ryan Reynolds’ career survive in a buried coffin?
Does a duck’s (last) quack (of pain) echo (as I extract its meat and fat, which I will use to fry delicious french fries)?
Could you ruin my entire childhood by proving that quicksand isn’t deadly?
How many balloons does it take to lift a 40 lb. child off the ground and carry him to a fatal height and create a pity situation where I might get some sex off someone?
Can anyone tell that I’m driving with the AC on AND the windows down because I hate nature?