“Turn to the person on your left. Now turn to the person on your right. Now imagine the three of you locked in a cage and starved for days before being given blades. Imagine who would come out alive. I’ll give you a minute.”
“Turn to the person on your left. Now turn to the person on your right. Chances are, both, one, or none of these people will have their lives changed today.”
“Turn to the person on your left. Now turn to the person on your right. Do this slow because I only have about 20 minutes worth of material here. Maybe do it twice if you find yourself finishing early.”
“Turn to the person on your left. Now turn to the person on your right. Haha, I can’t believe some of you idiots actually did that. Geez, works every time.”
“Turn to the person on your left. Call her a skank. Now turn to the person on your right. Tell him his penis is inadequate. Now everyone get up and sit in entirely different places so that you can project anger fumes across the room. I find it keeps the energy high.”