Katy Perry: These Are Noises that Emanate from Above My Breasts.
Dave Matthews Band: I’ve Got One More in Me Before Total Baldness Sets in and It Seems Suddenly Inappropriate for Me to Be Singing to Idiot Teens. And Here it Is!
Nickelback: Another? Eh, Why the Fuck Not?
Pink: I Don’t Care What You Think (Please, Dear God, Accept Me)
Ke$ha: Remember? The dollar-sign lady?
Lynyrd Skynyrd: Native American Scholarship. [If 1/16th of the Band is Original, It Still Counts]
2-Pac: Still Fuckin’ That Corpse
Black-Eyed Peas: U R Going to Hate Urself 4 Dancing 2 This Drunk @ a Wedding.
Lady Gaga: Lady Like [note: this is a legit suggestion as it incorporates both an ironic statement on her outlook on traditional mannerisms (NOT lady like) and highlights the way one could classify her personal appearance (sort of female-ish)]
Kanye West: Just Know This is Your Fault for Liking Me