After a couple glasses of disgusting wine she showed me the Legends of her Hidden Temple.
What can I say? She Double Dare’d me, and I was up for the Physical Challenge.
And I’ll tell you this: I definitely pushed the button that sent off the glitter fountain deep inside her Aggro Crag.
It took a Ted McGriff level of scheming, it was worth it.
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society [removes pants]
Sometimes I like to take charge in the bedroom. But sometimes I like to just sit back and let Clarissa Explain it All.
Be careful when picking up a lady in Thailand. They have a real…CatDog thing going on there.
There I was, holding the pieces of a condom, and all I could think was “This thing came apart.”
I was looking in her medicine cabinet and I found special shampoo for, you know…Rugrats.
Alex Mack, if you’re out there, let’s have sex. Seriously. This is the end of haha joke time. I’m 100% serious about current day Alex Mack sex. I’m not good at it, I’m remotely located, and there’s really nothing in it for you other than me telling EVERYONE.