My Impression of Every Amazon Review Ever

(special thanks to my chum-diddly-umptious)

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Pretty Not Bad

If you haven’t seen Ghostbusters, it’s about these three guys who use backpacks to catch ghosts.  They live in New York and there are tons of ghosts, but one of the Ghostbusters is a really good scientist and figures out how to make beams that trap ghosts so that they can catch ghosts in these little traps.  Then they put the captured ghosts in a containment unit.  They get so successful that they even hire a fourth Ghostbuster.  Meanwhile, there’s a lady named Dana who is sort of in love with one of the Ghostbusters, but she gets possessed by a bad monster.  There’s also this guy, her neighbor, Louis, who gets possessed too.  Then they meet up and make a really bad monster.  At the same time, this jerk with a beard shuts down the Ghostbusters’ containment unit and all the ghosts get out and the Ghostbusters are in trouble with the law, but then the law decides to let them go.  The Ghostbusters fight the really bad monster, who takes the form of a giant marshmallow man because that’s what one of the Ghostbusters imagines him to be.  Then they beat the monster and win and everyone in New York loves them.

I would say it’s good and you should see it.

Especially now that I’ve told you every fucking thing that happens in it. 

 

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