Every Halloween we have the same thing going on: People dressing sexily.
I’m fine with this, to be honest. We have Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter. So excuse me for wanting ONE holiday where I might get hard.
What I’m less sure about is people dressing as sexy versions of things that aren’t sexy. Sexy cop? That sounds realistic. Sexy nurse? I don’t know which hospitals people are going to, but the one I go to for my organ problems doesn’t feature nurses wearing outfits with a huge V cut out of the front, making the entirety of a bra visible.
There are plenty of things that can be sexy, so we need to stick a fork in sexifying unsexy shit.
So, soldiers out there, I would like to once again encourage the costume that can do it:
Sexy Hitler.
Fishnets, khaki, mustache, hate. That’s all you need. Then we can all say, Okay, enough with the hot/not hot costume thing. Let’s stick to our genies and our showgirls. And perhaps the occasional sexy mummy.