“Does anyone else have the memory of reading The Death of Superman, and Supergirl is in it, and she gets punched so hard by Doomsday she turns into purple taffy? Does anyone else remember being completely confused by that, and it seemed like that was just something happening in Supergirl comics at that time, and they probably wanted to have Supergirl Classic in the book, but they were like, “Alright, fine, we’ll do purple goo Supergirl, but let’s not drag it out, let’s have her in and out of the book quickly”?
Because I remember. Wasn’t that weird?
Comics people: when it’s time to do a big crossover, just revert your characters back to “standard” first. Don’t give me this shit where it’s a mega crossover, but Captain America is an old man, or Wolverine is an old man, or, really, don’t make any characters who aren’t old men already into old men.”