“A fun apocalypse, as fun as apocalypses can be, anyway. Which is pretty fun by my estimation.
Catpocalypse: Cats breed out of control, we’re inundated by kittens. That’s fun.
Pizzapocalypse: A mad scientist, probably working for the Papa John’s guy, invents a machine that turns all food into pizza. Pretty fun.
And a little book I’ve been working on: Turdnado. What happens when a tornado sweeps through a feedlot AND a sewage treatment plant? A Turdnado, that’s what. Not a fun apocalypse to experience, but fun to be outside of.
No one steal my idea, okay? I think this is my best shot of getting a film optioned by SyFy.”