“Mazebook”

“I feel like everyone thinks they’re good at mazes. Is there anyone who thinks they’re bad at mazes?

I can hardly navigate the island of Manhattan without consulting a map several times, and that has numbered and labeled streets. Forget a bunch of tall bushes or something, I can’t even do it with all the available signals SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to prevent you from getting lost.

I think if I worked in a restaurant with a kids menu, I’d probably draw closures on all the mazes. Just to see if anyone noticed.

Does that feel like a fire-able offense? I feel like that’s going a bit far, but on the other hand, when you got a guy closing up the mazes on the kids menu, you have to wonder what else that guy is up to, right?”