Long run. 80 minutes long.
80 minutes is a long time.
It’s always been amazing to me that 80 minutes seems as long as it does when you’re running and as short as it does when you’re watching TV. Assuming that TV isn’t History Channel. Well, except for those history channel shows about Hitler and UFO’s. That shit is fast as hell.
It’s why I believe in the theory of relativity, sort of. All you need to do to find out that time is relative is run as fast as you can as long as you can. Then, sit in a chair and eat popcorn for what feels like the same amount of time.
This probably has nothing to do with relativity. It’s just that my brain likes popcorn and doesn’t like dying from oxygen deprivation.