It is not, in fact, super.
It does not, in fact, cost eight dollars to stay.
The Tripadvisor review that is headlined “Not as bad as you think,” does not, in fact, make me feel any better about it.
A little plastic case with sliced bread is not a breakfast on this continent or any other, with the possible exception of the really starving ones. I would like to hear a little more specificity on the continent in question from here on out.