The first ad was a failure. But then I thought maybe it’s because the economy is in the toilet. Which is the President’s fault, whoever he is. Whatever is wrong with things, it’s usually because the President is lazy or not born here.
What I did is put up a new ad where instead of cutting a ribbon for grand opening, I said I’d cut a ribbon for grand closings. When your place is set to close, don’t just whimper away to dust. Make a scene. Have a grand closing. A truly grand closing.
Of course, I got a response almost right away.
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