“Leprechaun 2 has most of the charms of the first, just not quite as much. I guess there’s a little more lore or something, a little more to it. There’s an excellent death set up where a guy thinks he’s about to motorboat a topless lady, which is actually a lawnmower with twin blades that are inexplicably pointing straight ahead instead of at the ground, but whatever, it’s cool.
10 year-old me would be pissed, but adult me would trade the small amount of nudity for a little more gore. Sorry, pre-teen Pete, but don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of sources for boobs in your future.
Eh, I don’t mean you’ll be super successful romantically, just that there’s this whole internet…you know what? Don’t worry about it.”