“Pete’s Hot Take:
Sword fights are boring.
It wasn’t until Stallone’s Bullet to the Head that I saw a movie brave enough to have an ax fight. Which is stupid, but at least it’s not a sword fight. Mandy had a chainsaw fight, also stupid, also at least giving us something new.
If you’re putting a swordfight into something, change the swords into ANYTHING but swords. Shower curtain rods, forks, post hole digger, sledgehammer, anything, please, god.”