“Kill or be Killed, Vol. 3”

“Hmm, Russian mob? A mysterious illness gripping our main character? Is this book prophetic?

I mean, no. Not at all. Don’t you hate when people do that? Take one frame of The Simpsons and it’s like, holy shit, they predicted the future!?

Nostradamus knew what was up. Just make like a billion vague predictions, people will apply them so they fit, boom, genius.

I think the way to do it today is to make a computer you call Nostradamus II, say you did a bunch of stuff with algorithms and big data, and then read the predictions. Then you’re rich. Maybe. Or something.

Or just claim you time traveled. Whatever. Same diff. “