“Justice League: Last Ride”

“It’s ya boy, LOBO!

Why did DC do that really weird Lobo reboot? What a dumb idea.

“This Lobo relied on his intellect and charm as much as his strength and weaponry to get the job done.”

Charm? No. I’ll pass on charming Lobo, thank you.

It makes total sense that Lobo would be a throwback, way behind the times. He’s like your uncle whose heyday was in the early 80’s, and nothing has changed, and that’s hilarious.

Remember how Captain America was charming because he was trying to catch up with the times? That’s how Lobo should be, except he should be un-charming because of his complete unwillingness to even acknowledge the times.

I think Ghost Rider in a car might’ve been a worse idea, but that and Charming Lobo are duking it out for the top two least-thought-out reboots, in my book. Which is going to be called “The 2 Worst Reboot Characters Fight It Out.” It’ll be on sale for $24.99, and I anticipate it lasting about 4 days before Marvel or DC sees what I’m doing and pulls it off whatever trashy book outlet is willing to sell it. “