1 Junior Mint:
Wow, what a delicious treat. Thanks!
2 Junior Mints:
These are really good. Waxy, but good waxy.
3 Junior Mints:
I’m becoming concerned that I won’t be able to taste certain flavors anymore. But let’s just push through.
4 Junior Mints:
My insides feel a little strange. Hollow.
5 Junior Mints:
Oh dear god. I think that one was full of metal spikes. Ahh! Pain! Does everything look really bright to you guys? Oh, oh this is it. Hold me.
6 Junior Mints:
Someone immediately take this box away from me. Throw holy water on it and then shoot it into space. Just get rid of it.
7 Junior Mints:
Your grandfather sends a message for you. He said he loves you. He’s sorry he left you all alone, but it was his time.