“It Came From Ohio: My Life As A Writer (Goosebumps)”

“Dude seems like a good dude. Apparently he types with two fingers, which when you consider the man’s output, I reckon those fingers are worn down a good inch shorter than they were at their prime.

Just how many books has he written?

Well, that’s a tough one. His website says “Over 300,” but that’s not a very satisfactory answer, right? Don’t we all want to know how many with a little more exact-ness than that?

Stay tuned…”