IMDB Parental Advisory Warnings for the Documentary About My Life

-At one point the protagonist defecates for what seems like 40 minutes of screen time, after which he tells everyone about it and describes in great detail his feelings of relief.

-The masturbation scenes are very frequent and gratuitous.  At times it seems like the protagonist doesn’t even want to do it.

-A bet between two characters results in a basset hound having its torso stuffed into a poster tube in order to see if the hound can still corner while its body is kept rigid.

-The protagonist expresses a wish that he could be less of a neglectful parent and more of a abusive one as he feels this indicates a certain level of care.

-The protagonist is struck in the testicles by a giant boxing glove.  Rather than being for comic effect, this scene plays as extremely realistic and may be too intense for younger viewers.

-Two characters attempt to body swap, and based on hazy rememberings of a movie where a body swap happens, they pee all over each other and then discuss masturbating each other.

-The main set is a terrible apartment with really horrific carpet that makes it impossible to enjoy oatmeal ever again.