If Pete Were On Tripadvisor

***“Overall, decent for the money!”

Pete seems like a good guy for the most part.  I mean, he’s relatively inexpensive, so don’t expect too much.  If you’re just looking for someone to hang out with in the evenings, he’s a good choice for the value.  Breakfast will only be cold cereal with only one milk choice (2%, which he will offer to water down if you prefer skim).

**“Not what we were expecting”

My wife and I thought it would be fun to hang out with Pete.  We had some friends who had hug out with him a few years ago and really enjoyed their time.  But it looks like Pete hasn’t updated since then.  Same clothes he had in the early 2000’s, same curtains, same bedding.  I couldn’t figure out what the big deal was, but I guess maybe the high reviews are from a few years ago.  Shame because it seems like he would have been pretty fun if you caught him at the right time.

*“Miserable”

Someone needs to let Pete know that Wendy’s is not fine dining.  He seems a little confused about that one.

**”What’s your money worth?”

I’ve seen a lot of reviews regarding Pete being a good deal for the money.  Well, it’s my opinion that in this area, you can get a lot more for a little more money.  He’s not that tall, and he has poor eyesight.  Also, snores if sleeping on his back 🙁   Yes, he’s about the least expensive thing around.  But for the best deal, keep looking.  For a few dollars more, you’ll be much better off.