GymmieGym @oldmanballs 3h
Another day, another pair of beige shorts, another workout
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
Found gum under bench in locker room. Decided to bend around and check under all benches #totesnude
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
If I’m wearing short shorts that are 3X shorter than they should be, are they short short-shorts?
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
Taking the elevator up. To the gym. In order to conserve energy for stationary bike. That’s working smarter, not harder.
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
I’m one handle change away from total cable machine domination! Mwahahaha!
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
Finally they lowered the pressure on the drinking fountain like I asked. I guess others aren’t into sucking water from the pipe.
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
Half way through treadmillling before realized my shirt wasn’t tucked into my short shorts. Embarrassing.
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
Drinking Sprite during this workout is really getting me into the zone. Which is a place where I feel a rare ill/excitable combo emotion.
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
Lemme get a nice hand chalk going. Hand sweat is mostly what keeps me from peaking in activities.
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
A girl is in here. A living girl. With a vagina. Probably. This changes everything.
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
Gonna drop this weight from waist height. Not being able to set a heavy thing down gently proves me am strong.
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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h
I think I did it. Couple hours nude in the locker room and I’m outta here.