“I like this shit. So impractical!
How come we didn’t learn more impractical science in school? You can learn so many scientific ideas by applying them in ridiculous ways to ridiculous degrees. Instead we did shit like filling out charts of Jupiter’s mass. Which I do not remember, is not a useful fact, probably will not play any part in my life, and saying that something is a bajillion kilometers in diameter? That doesn’t mean shit. Let’s talk about how long it would take to drive the circumference.
Anyway, give this a shot. I didn’t follow all the science, sometimes it’s a little beyond me. Or a lot beyond me. But you don’t need to fully grasp all the science to have fun with this one.”