How Rollercoasters Are Built

Alright, Jim, I’m going to need you to drag out that surfer guy we’ve kept in isolation since the mid-90’s. Make sure he doesn’t see anything that existed since then. We need to preserve his aesthetic sense for future coasters. Wear flannel, leave your phone at home. He’ll come up with a great name.

Frank, I new you to hire the logo artist. Find a guy who does really good X’s. That’s key. That’s almost certainly going to be key.

And Jessica. Very important job. At some point we’re going to need a lot of paint with glitter built in. Start making trips to Home Depot now so they can mix it up one gallon at a time. The ratio is one part glitter to one part paint.