“How Did You Get This Number: Essays”

“This book of short personal essays started out about like Crosley’s first, I Was Told There Would Be Cake. They weren’t everything I would hope for from David Sedaris, but then what is?

The first couple essays were decent, peppered with funny moments, but they have a strong case of New-York-Itis, the disease that runs through books, the symptoms of which include referencing New York, talking about how New York is a strange and wonderful place, and attempting to describe the way in which New Yorkers are tough, savvy, or whatever (although to be fair, she does acknowledge that New Yorkers do revel in squalor at times, which was nice). I think this happens as so many publishers are in New York, and because so many writers work with publishers in some capacity before getting published, New York becomes the center of the book world. Having never been there, I hesitate to say much more about it, but I get that subways are crowded, cabs range from unpleasant to unholy, and when you concentrate a shitload of people in a tiny space you are bound to be constrained by different types of shit. However, Crosley handles most of it well, and she does some linguistic backflips that are worth a laugh on their own merit.

And the book really picks up. In “Light Pollution” Crosley describes a trip made to Alaska for a wedding, and though it’s already funny, it takes a turn that brings it to a very human and very dark place. And the real gem, the final essay called “Off the Back of a Truck” is one of the better chronicles of the beginning and end of a relationship. She’s smart, she makes a lot of wise statements, and people will be quoting pieces of this to crying friends over the phone for years to come. And the best part is that just when she’s about to break your heart, she throws in a line that makes you laugh without destroying the tension. There’s a balancing act there, and she pulls it off perfectly.

Read that last one first. I kid you not. If you like it, then read the rest. “