The last couple times I stayed at a hotel, there was a sign on the door asking me to use my towel more than once in order to save water, and thereby the planet.
So what’s next?
-We’d like to thank you in advance for taking the stairs instead of the elevator. We at the hotel are very worried about the environment, and the money we don’t spend on elevator repairs won’t have to be printed, thereby saving countless trees.
-If at all possible, the hotel would appreciate you bringing your own rechargeable batteries for the TV remote. We’ve been throwing away dozens of batteries a year, and now we won’t have to. Go Big Green!
-If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down. If your urine starts to turn brown, it’s probably because you haven’t had enough water. Please feel free to purchase one of our $5 plastic bottles of water.
-Last time we checked, bed bugs were a species. Sleep tight, fuckers!