“Hillbilly Volume 4: Red-Eyed Witchery From Beyond”

“I think the key to getting down to one cup of coffee a day is to get a job I like. If I had a job I liked, I think I wouldn’t need to drink as much coffee because coffee wouldn’t be the only enjoyable thing about the day. This might be wishful thinking, and maybe I would feel bad about myself if I failed, but I guess I’m at the point where I’d like to fail myself at work for awhile rather than feeling failed by the workplace.”