“Helpful Snowman Comics Issue 1”

“One star. Did not like it.

It’s a little self-indulgent. And it made me hungry for pizza when I made it, and all I had was Goldfish. Which I ate, but not in the fun way. In that mindless, how many of these fit in my mouth at once kind of way. Just an awful experience. And now my stomach hurts but it’s like, Whose fault is that?

This comic’s fault, that’s who.

Also, the word “cum” appears. I don’t care for that word. Would have preferred one of the following:

+Male juices.
+Man sap.
+Dick Mayo.
+Creamy Dick La Creme.
+Longjohn Filling.
+Cinnamon Roll Frosting (of epdick proportions)

and so on. You get the drift. “