with special treat: Fan Art (FArt) by Ian!
“Do not look up. This is a robbery. Put everything you’ve got into an empty Fritos bag and if the cops show up I will fuck things up!”
“Bad Check.”
“For: Idiot.”
“According to Meagan’s law, I have to tell you that the person handing over this check is a pedophile. ”
“Stop taking checks. Get with the times.”
“This guy has a very bangable mom. A solid 6 and a half.”