Came across some pretty incredible opportunities in some old comic books. Truly, times were much better. How prosperous we must have been AS A NATION. Check it out.
Ah, the lucrative field of AC repair. Hell, why BUY a refrigeration unit like a sucker when you can simply take 8 months of correspondence courses and build one for a fraction of the cost. That’s one of my favorite phrases, by the way. You do realize that 9/10 is a fraction. In fact, 11/10 is also a fraction. An irrational fraction, but a fraction nonetheless. Although this seems like a great way to create a Breaking Bad/Mad Men crossover. A young lad learns to repair AC units and refrigerators only to be called in to do dirty work repairing fridges that store corpses or something like that.
This always seemed like the biggest scam in the world. I had a college roommate who always swore up and down that he was going to try the line on someone “You are so beautiful. May I draw you?” It never panned out, as far as I know. And this is even better. It’s “Can I trace you using an overhead projector system?” Although at least in this era you had to work for it. Now? Now it’s, “Oh, my I photograph you?” I mean, for $1,000 bucks you can have a fancy-as-shit camera and a light setup. And a grand is a small price to pay to see a bunch of nude ladies. At least in most peoples’ books. Wireless high-speed internet is like $60 a month, so really you’re a lot better off there.
Um, how? How could you just HAVE sea horses? This seems like buying, I don’t know, a virus or something. Don’t you need some kind of environment for them to live in? I mean, you can’t just dunk them in a tank and then pour in Dr. Thunder every few days as feed.
Ah, this is a nice one. Basically, this is the kind of thing I always planned on as a kid. I should have printed it up on 11X17 and then had a discussion with my mom. “Mom, how much damage can I do to our home in hopes of discovering this coin hidden in the walls somewhere?”
Yeah right.
This one is the best. So I get a bunch of shoes and then sell them to my friends. On Saturday morning for some reason. Get an early start on the glamorous Al Bundy lifestyle. There is a use for this, however. If anyone ever tries to convince me that Mary Kay/Tupperware/Dildo Parties/Scentsy or WHATEVER the fuck is a good idea, I will display this ad.